from http://www.metacafe.com/watch/145178/her_breasts_confused_him/

p.s. have you heard the one about a guy spotted a girl out in the street with the perfect breasts
and ran up to her and asks
- sorry but I couldn't help noticing your perfect
breasts - would you let me bite them for a hundred
dolalrs
- f^$#$ off
- how about a thousand
- no way, I'm not a whore!
- how about ten thousand?!
the woman thought for a while, after all
thats a substantial amount
- well ok, but not here
so they walk into a dark alley, she takes
her top off and shows the most beautifull breasts
in the world.
The guy starts fondling and carresing them, sucking
and kissing on the nipples, after a while the girl
is getting a little impatien
- are you going to finally bite them or not?!?!
- naaaa, ten thousand is a little too expensive for me ;)